God's Sense of Humor

Ethan and I were on a recent road-trip. He was flipping through a copy of Ranger Rick when the following conversation occurred...

"Hey, Dad...why does a centipede have, like, a million legs?"

"I'm not really sure...I guess because that's how God wanted to make them."

Ethan replies, "Well I know why a tarantula has four eyes."

"Oh yeah," I reply, "Why is that?"

"Because God wanted to freak us out!"